Learning to bend.
Why would someone use all this money just to kill us?
yoooooooo, i feel you anon. nearly all of these are pwp because sometimes we just wanna get down to the gentle butt loving, amirite?
What Good Are Rules (If You Can’t Break Them) by wishingonalightningbolt | 9k
Derek is trying to come up with something witty to say in return when he realizes that he’s smiling. He purposefully turns the corners of his mouth down into a dramatic frown. “Fuck you, Stilinski.”
“Wow, you have a way with words.”
In which Derek and Stiles engage in no-strings-attached sex. It works out about as well as you might imagine.
Hot Nerd Alert, Part Three by alisvolatpropiis | 5k
After being nearly destroyed by Stiles’ mouth in the locker room, Derek was dying to get fucked by him, was aching for his pretty cock to fulfill his tongue’s promise. But Stiles spread out beneath him like this, writhing on his fingers, all jagged moans and hitching breaths, pleading for his dick – this is just as good, maybe even better.
THIS SERIES THO, READ IT.
Advanced Vocabulary by LolaFeist | 4k
“Why do you like me?” Derek asks as he folds his shirt and drops it onto Stiles’ computer chair.
“For your body,” Stiles says.
Moved on from Whispers by wishingonalightningbolt | 5k
He’s not dumb. Out of everyone in the school, Derek is second in grades only to Lydia Martin, and the only reason Stiles is third is because he’s taking more APs than Derek, so his grades are suffering the slightest bit. That’s why Derek knows, when Stiles arches an eyebrow at him, why what he said was so incredibly dumb.
Stiles didn’t break into Lydia Martin’s upstairs bathroom to take a piss. He broke into Lydia Martin’s upstairs bathroom while Derek was in it, because—because of reasons.
Stiles is tired of pretending like and Derek don’t want each other.
Sex With Humans by theroguesgambit | 5k
Stiles and Derek have sex for the first time after Derek becomes human. Without his wolf senses, it’s a very different experience.
Aggression by mikkimouse | 1k
Based on this TFLN post: “I’m coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that’s cool.”
Here lies Sylvester, the 22 lbs monster cat, who believes he is going to die because I put him on a diet and only gave him half a can of food instead a whole one.
THIS IS THE ONE THING I WILL
REBLOG ON SIGHT
THIS IS ACTUALLY WHY I’M DECIDING TO
WATCH DOCTOR WHO PEOPLE
Converting people one sex joke at a time.
The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.
- You own a car shop and you drive this?
- Hey, don’t insult Roscoe! Besides, I am not compensating for a small dick.
- You think my dick is small?
- Judging by your flashy muscle car…
- How about you judge it based on what’s actually inside my underwear?
Sterek AU: There are exactly two cars shops in Beacon Hills. One belongs to Derek Hale, the other to Stiles Stilinski. They hate each other.
sterek quotes → minimalist posters
Mature Broody Werewolf, Derek Hale